RULES OF THE CRIB
Playa' Hatin' Probation is in full effect. Welcome to our community policy framework, designed to keep the energy high and the drama non-existent. Read up and stay fresh.
PLAYA HATIN PROBATION • NO DRAMA • COMMUNITY FIRST •
Full Policies
Community Conduct
Children 12 and under are ALWAYS free; however, they must be accompanied by an adult who is 21 years old or older.
Walk-ins Always, Appointments Never
We do not have a cancellation policy. All visits are first-come, first-served, and walk-in only. If a movie is rated PG-13 your child must be accompanied by an adult 21 years old or older.
Inclusive Access
We are proudly human-owned and operated, and we value every person who walks through our doors as a full human being—no exceptions. Our space is gender-neutral, welcoming, and accessible, and we expect everyone to treat each other with the same basic human dignity.
Cinema Etiquette
Outside snacks are allowed as a privilege, not a right. All food must be legal, sealed or safely packaged, and free of strong odors. Absolutely NO alcohol, NO drugs, and NO illegal substances of any kind. Any violation will result in immediate removal from the premises and possible permanent ban.
Health & Hygiene
We do not use natural nail polish. If you prefer a specific natural or specialty polish, you’re welcome to bring your own and we’ll use it for your service.
Privacy & Data
We’re walk-ins only, so no appointment reminders, no inbox clutter, no endless pings. Back in the 80s, you just showed up—and that’s the vibe. Cruise through when you’re ready. We DO NOT send annoying emails.
BURNING QUESTIONS
IS THIS A REAL CINEMA?
Absolutely. We host nightly screenings of 80s classics and cult favorites. It's a sanctuary for analog lovers and digital detoxers alike.
CAN I BOOK FOR A GROUP?
No, we are a walk-ins only salon. All services are first-come, first-served—no appointments, no holds.
WHAT IS PLAYA HATIN PROBATION?
It's our code of conduct. No hate, only elevation. We prioritize inclusivity and radical kindness. Haters are on probation until they learn to appreciate the art.
DO YOU USE NATURAL POLISH?
We only rock classic nail polish—no high-tech gels, no fancy extras. But hey, if you’ve got a favorite shade in your stash, bring it along and we’ll paint you up proper.
STILL HATIN?
Need a clarification? Drop us a line and we’ll break it down, 80s-style.